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Wednesday 1st June

"FAMOUS PERSON GORDON WOULD LIKE TO BE WITH OF THE WEEK (AND WHY)"

Not sure that we are going to get much mileage out of this one. If it lasts a month I'll be surprised.

FPGWLTBWOTW(AW):  IT'S ME INNIT. I WOULD LIKE TO BE ON MY OWN

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Gordon was in chatty mode this week, with no swearing on show. 

He had found a 1p coin and a 5p coin and wanted to play "Deal or No Deal" but after failing to sort out any rules that would actually work, no game could be made of it. 

Two pics of Gord this week. In the first you can see him quite openly negotiating to buy dog attractant outside a local public house from suspected pedlars.

Gordon's Word:  BIT OF RAIN, AAARGH.

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"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

MMPFSPO is having it's close-seasonal holiday, and will return early August when there will be some scores to predict. In the meantime, it will probably be replaced with something, but not until that something has been thought of. Watch this space...it will probably be worth watching out for.

We are going out on a high though. Yet again, the TrampVoyant was correct. This time it was a 2-2 Psychic Prediction that came good (extra time score was 3-3 and then penalties, but the bookies operate a score over 90 minutes policy as standard).

At odds of 25/1, if you had been odd enough to put on £12 at your local turf accountant, you would be picking up the not so tramply sum of £312!!! Is this where Gordon made his money??? It's crazy, but if you had placed money on Gordon the TrampVoyant's selections, over the course of the year you would have made a very, very handsome profit. FACT!!! The profit of a Prophet???

Donal came into the shop last week, but didn't have a haircut, hence no goal for him. Rules are rules. The "Free Goal With Every Haircut" offer only applies when you actually have a cut, not for just popping in.

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

He's used a bad word again. Not sure if it should be indulged, but maybe he's going through a stressful period, what with the housing and stock market underperforming.

Gordon sat for two pictures this week, one has a strange appearance. Not been Photoshopped or edited in any way, just some strange technological glitch. Peculiar it is, but is it art? No.

Gordon's Word:  BORING, THERE'S NO F******G FOOTBALL. NEVER A RED CARD

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Monday 16th May

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Due to this week's Psychic Football Score Predictors being in Huddersfield on Wednesday, the guessing has been brought forward a day or two. 

This weeks Special Guest Predictor is........Manchester City but playing for AFCB footballer, Donal McDermott who is knocking them in for The Cherries at the moment. Every time he has a haircut, he scores as promised. Free goal with every haircut. GET IN!!!

'Uddersfield Town v AFC Bournemouth:

Manchester City but playing for AFCB footballer, Donal McDermott: 0-1 

Mystic M:  1-2 Bournemouth win

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  2-2

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Short and sweet (well not that sweet) this week from the wandering wordsmith. Naughty man.

Gordon's Word: F*****G RAIN

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Wednesday 11th May 

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF" 

Cow's arse banjo. We couldn't quite hit the score on it's head last week, but many thanks to last week's predictors for trying. AFC Bournemouth running at 80%, let a one nil lead slide away to a 2-1 loss. Still, was a crisp enough performance to be optimistic going into this Saturday's play-off semi final against Huddersfield. 

After the excitement of last week, back to normal a bit, returning to the more usual one barber and his tramp. As somebody that used to annoy me used to frequently say, "After the Lord Mayor's Show....". 

We have had one or two (one) celeb(s) in this week (real one(s)), but not just any old celebrity gets offered a slot on Mister M's Psychic Football Score Predict-Off.

AFC Bournemouth v 'Uddersfield: 

Mystic M:  2-1 (Come on Bournemouth!!!) 

Gordon the TrampVoyant: Bit awkward. Huddersfield are a good side. 2-1 Bournemouth.

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Yet again, Gordon couldn't wait to chat, and chat he did. Talked about everything to do with football, weather, speedway and football, and is very excited about the play-off semi finals.

Gordon's Word: F*****G BUSES

      

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Wednesday 4th May 

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF SPECIAL"

With 93 minutes on the clock, Gordon the TrampVoyant followers must have been counting their winnings. Deep in the last minute of stoppage time, both Gordon the TrampVoyant and Special Guest Predictor, BBC's Have I Got News For You (HIGNFY) contributor, Callum were amazingly correct with the score being 2-1. Seconds later, not for the first time, AFC Bournemouth suffered a result changing last knockings goal, a header from the Hartlepool goalkeeper. Nevermind, a place in the play-offs was cemented. GET IN!!! 

Should also mention that the second AFC Bournemouth goal was scored by Manchester City loanee Donal McDermott, who after his trim at Mister M's Barber Shop said that he was due a goal and would score one for us! GET IN AGAIN!!! Take a bow son!!!

Just need to sort out the copyright on "MISTER M'S BARBER SHOP, HOME OF THE PLAY-OFF CLINCHING GOAL HAIRCUT".

Following the theme with this week's Special Guest Predictor.....ITV's Ant & Dec's Push the Button Contestant, Paul. Surely he'll be no match for Gordon the TrampVoyant I hear you cry.

Well, anticipating that cry we have lined up an extra Special Guest Predictor.....It's Brain Surgeon Andy. He really is a brain surgeon, he really is called Andy and he really is taking on Gordon the TrampVoyant, Ant & Dec's Push the Button Contestant, Paul and Mystic M. 

AFC Bournemouth v Rochdale:

ITV's Ant & Dec's Push the Button Contestant, Paul:  3-2

Brain Surgeon Andy:  2-0 

Mystic M:  2-1 

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Draw 

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK" 

He was in a funny mood today wanting to play Name That Tune, with him whistling and lalalaing the notes. Was a good bit of fun, but never did find out what song he was performing.... not a clue. A few more teeth might have helped. 

Gordon's Word: MAD WEEK, SPEEDWAY WEDNESDAY. HAVE A GUESS, WHISTLE WHISTLE. WHERE CAN I GET A TOASTIE? LALALALA, GO ON, HAVE A GUESS. FOOTBALL SATURDAY. WHISTLE, LALALALA, WHISTLE. GO ON, HAVE A GUESS.

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Wednesday 27th April

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Close but no cigars last week.

With four minutes to go, Dimitar Berbatov Lookalike, Dave was correct. It was 2-0 to Bournemouth.

With zero minutes on the clock, Mystic M was correct, 2-1 to Bournemouth.

At the final whistle nobody was correct.

Five more minutes, and maybe The TrampVoyant would have again been correct and we could all be driving around in speedboats. 

As this week's Special Guest Predictor, we welcome BBC's Have I got News For You (HIGNFY) Contributor, Callum. Will he be a match for The TrampVoyant? 

Hartlepool Utd v AFC Bournemouth: 

BBC's Have I Got News For You Contributor, Callum:  1-2 away win.  

Mystic M:  0-1 away win. 

Gordon The TrampVoyant:  Bit difficult, Derby way innit? 2-1 to Bournemouth. 

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK" 

Gordon was very chatty and knowledgable about directions to Derby, correctly naming pretty well all the major places on route. Travel 150 miles further North East of Derby, and eventually you will come to the place Gordon was actually giving directions to which is Hartlepool, AFC Bournemouth's next football destination.

Gordon's Word:  BIT OF RAIN  

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Wednesday 20th April 

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF" 

We didn't get the success we craved last week, with Monty the Egyptian Shark Finder being the closest. Maybe his brother, Monty the Egyptian Score Predictor would have done even better.

Congratulations to AFC Bournemouth on a fine 2-0 away win!

We have another Special Guest Predictor this week, who may seem familiar to some of you. It's Dimitar Berbatov Lookalike, Dave.

Can he do better than The TrampVoyant? 

Gordon has again gone for that legendary 3-3, and it is again available at 80/1. Are you odd enough to follow The TrampVoyant with your money? If you won £1,000 by sharing in his last 3-3 winnings, and you were to again invest that on the word of The TrampVoyant, you could be picking up £81,000 this week if events are again as Gordon has predicted !!!

Yeovil v Afc Bournemouth:  

Dimitar Berbatov Lookalike, Dave: 0-2 Away win.

Mystic M: 1-2 away win. 

Gordon the TrampVoyant: Bit awkward innit... 3-3.

 

GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK

He's had a confusing week, has Gordon.

Struggling to get his head around the Town Crier who has been in Bournemouth Town Centre, Gordon has been stood watching him, giggling like a child watching a clown. 

Gordon's Word:  OYEZ, OYEZ, OYEZ (OH YAY, OH YAY, OH YAY). WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? AAARGH... HE'S OUT FOR THE WEEK. 

 

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Wednesday 13th April

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Were you on??? 

Did you put your money where the TrampVoyant's mouth was?

If you were odd enough to put £12.50 on his Psychic Football Score Prediction, you would have picked up from the bookmaker the grand sum of £1012.50.

Yep, just over one thousand pounds!!!  

 

Firstly, the TrampVoyant predicted "Gonna be hard". He was right, it was.

Secondly and thirdly, he foresaw that "Peterborough are a tough team. It's on telly". Again, correct on both counts.

Fourthly and most importantly, he foresaw 3-3. The magical 3-3!

He was 100% correct, with 3-3 being available at odds of 80/1!!!

Not to be completely left out, Mystic M predicted "goals and lots of them!!! A minimum of 2-2."

 

This week, again we have a Special Guest Predictor, introducing Monty The Egyptian Shark Finder.

 Notts County v AFC Bournemouth:

 Monty the Egyptian Shark Finder: 1-2 away win

 Mystic M: 1-1

 Gordon the TrampVoyant: Bit awkward. Who's playing? Make it 3-2

 

GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK 

This week, he's been mostly eating......(Greggs presumably).

He's looking good again, clean hair, clean blouson of a jacket, and his scarf looks like it's remained clean too. 

Not sure if Gordon's talking about the weather or the temperature of the steak bakes. Going on previous form, I'd say it's the weather. Either way, that'll ding dang do for me, as the phrase goes.

Gordon's Word: BIT COLD

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Update: There will be no Gordon's Word of the Week 6th April as I will be away shark bothering.

 

Wednesday 30th March

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Last weeks predictions would have been at least 100% correct if it wasn't for the ref. The ref has since apologised for getting decisions wrong (he really has) so that's alright. We'll just forgot all about it. Onto this week's.

Again, we are rolling out a red and white striped carpet for a special guest.

It's nonnyother than "MISTER REEEEEEED ARMY" himself.....NONNY!!!

Peterborough v AFC Bournemouth

Mystic M:  Goals and lots of them!!! A minimum of 2-2.

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Gonna be hard, Peterborough's a tough team. It's on telly, 3-3.

Nonny:  Great escape, 4-5.

GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK 

He's looking every bit The Statesman this week, Gordon for Prime Minister! 

Not really. Think it through and realistically it's probably not the best option for the country. 

Gordon's Word:  AYE AYE. COR BLIMEY, DING DONG. LOOK AT THAT BEHIND YOU

 

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Wednesday 23rd March

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

One half of the resident Psychic Football Score Predict-Offers didn't bounceback, and neither did AFC Bournemouth unfortunately.

The other half, being The TrampVoyant, was correct on both counts. It was indeed awkward, and yes we were away. 100% correct!

AFC Bournemouth v Charlton  

Mystic M:  3-1 Home Win

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  It's a win

 

Wednesday 16th March

GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK

He really loves contributing to this site, and I think that love shines through. Let's celebrate and commemorate that love with a Bod like gif.

Hopefully, instead of the standard jpeg of Gordon, beneath these words is said Bod like gif. Feel free to steal it, if you want it.

Gordon's Word: DING DONG. WHAT A BLOODY WEEK. IT'S ALL COME AT ONCE. FOOTBALL WEDNESDAY, SPEEDWAY WEDNESDAY, FOOTBALL SATURDAY

 

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"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF" 

No bunting this week. 

We were all wrong last week, even Cherry Bear. 

Bournemouth lost 3-1 and Southampton management, players and fans celebrated like they had won a cup final.

Time for a decent display of bouncebackabilty from AFC Bournemouth and The Psychic Football Score Predict-Offers!

Carlisle v AFC Bournemouth: 

Mystic M:  1-2 away win

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Bit awkward, we're away

 

GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK

What a healthy example of a tramp!!!

With that smooth complexion and healthy glow, surely a candidate for Tramp of the Year 2011.

If Helen Mirren grew her beard and her hair, only the Man Utd scarf would give it away!

If there was a "Crufts" for vagrants, I think we would be looking at the winner, and I don't just mean "Best in Breed"

You can't ignore that panache, and just look at that scarf. It's almost BNWT (brand new with tags).  

He's every inch "Scrufts Supreme Champion 2011".

Gordon's Word: COOKER

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 Wednesday 9th March

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF CUP FINAL SPECIAL" 

The bunting's back out and we are "LIVE FROM THE COURT" featuring Cherry Bear!!!

Gordon was right again, it was a "win for Bournemouth innit."

Have we seen the back of the bad substitutions? I don't think so, but never mind. Onwards and upwardsish.

Big one this week, as much for AFCB's opponents as for AFCB.C'MON BMTH!!!

Don't forget that it's our Cup Final! 

Not really, it isn't at all, but it is an opportunity to get three points against another promotional rival. Like wise for them.

 

 

 

 AFC Bournemouth v Southampton: 

Cherry Bear: 2-1

Mystic M: 2-1

Gordon the TrampVoyant: What are you doing here?  Bit difficult that, 2-2 innit.

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

He's a bit more obvious this week, bathed in golden sunshine.

When A-Ha came up with that 80's synth pop classic, The Sun Always Shines On TV,  had they foreseen the coming of "The TrampVoyant"??

Gordon's Word: FOOTBALL ALL WEEK. FOOTBALL MONDAY, FOOTBALL TUESDAY, FOOTBALL WEDNESDAY, FOOTBALL THURSDAY, FOOTBALL ON SATURDAY.

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Wednesday 2nd March

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Well, he was right.

It was very much "a bit tight" with it's tightness only being untightened in the 88th minute!

A substitution made in the 53rd minute, bore the fruit of an equalising goal in the 56th minute. That's the stuff Mister B, early changes when needed.

AFC Bournemouth v Oldham Athletic: 

Mystic M: 2-1 Home Win.

Gordon the TrampVoyant: It's a win for Bournemouth innit!

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Quiet one again from Gordon, he appears to be going through his "quiet period".

Like an unkempt John Kettley, he really, really loves his weather.

This weeks picture is a bit of a "Where's Gordy?" He's there somewhere, mingling with the herd. Can you find him?

Gordon's Word: SUNNY

 

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Wednesday 23rd February 

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

The TrampVoyant has returned but he's not exactly putting himself "out there" with this week's prediction.

It's on the safe side, but I guess he's just a bit nervous about getting it wrong. Next week, I'm sure he's gonna really go for it as well as promising to be 100% correct.

Dagenham & Redbridge v AFC Bournemouth:

Mystic M:  1-1 (dependant on ridiculously late substitutions from Bradders. C'mon Lee, grow some!)

Gordon the TrampVoyant: A bit tight

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Seems a bit lazy, but the wandering wordsmith is offering the same contribution for both "Mister M's Psychic Football Score Predict-Off" and "Gordon's Word of the Week".

Can only presume that he's saving himself for next week!

This week's photo again has a police presence, but is nowhere near as "appealing" as the previous police featured photos. It's a good image but definitely not as "boat floating."

Gordon's Word:  A BIT TIGHT

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Wednesday 16th February

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"....

....is having a break this week.

Gordon the TrampVoyant will be back next week with an exact, spot-on prediction. This I can confidently promise you, 100%!!! The TrampVoyant will deliver, 100%!!!

In place of a prediction this week, I again offer you that popular photo of the very nice Policewomen.

Does anybody want to play the "Left or Right" game?

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

He's his own man is Gordon.

You never know what your going to get with our tramp. Sometimes it's a fountain, sometime its a trickle.

Today it's a drip from a trickle. Nice pair of moody images though.

Gordon's Word: FOOTBALL

Mister M's Word: LEFT THEN RIGHT THEN LEFT AGAIN

 

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Wednesday 9th February 

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Well, we were close last week, but no cigars to be given out. Least of all to AFCB manager Lee Bradbury, who as predicted by Mystic M did not make his substitutions when needed and duly threw away a comfortable home win. The Cherries fell to a very late goal to gain just the one point, with the first substitution being made in the 91st minute, one minute after Orient's equaliser. Come on Bradders!

Walsall v AFC Bournemouth:

Mystic M: 1-1

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Draw innit 

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Just kicking back, and having a quiet one this week. Its seems the only way to follow last weeks GordFest. As I have just been reminded, last weeks GordonWatch was the 1 Year Anniversary. I missed it, but will come up with something random soon, maybe a 55 week anniversary.

Gordon's Word:  VERY WINDY, IT'S BLOODY WINDY INNIT

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Wednesday 2nd February

There's no bad way of saying this. It's back and it's back in style after a one week break.

If we could have some virtual bunting hanging from this weeks effort we would (update...bunting now added) as the GordonWatch boat is well and truly being pushed out "BIG TIME STYLEE".....scroll on down!

 

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Gord had difficulty committing to a prediction this week, but eventually came down on the Bournemouth side of the fence.

AFC Bournemouth v Leyton Orient:

Mystic M:  2-1 Home Win but forsee problems due to using substitutions later rather than sooner.

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Don't know, win probably.

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"  

To more than make up for last weeks disappointment, we've got a Gallery of Gordon from earlier this week.  

Not one to let his audience down, the tramp has offered up a ChattyPhrase of the Week, as well as his usualish Word of the Week.

There is also a bit of eye candy, and that is one serious understatement. Keep scrolling!

Gordon's ChattyPhrase:  GUESS WHO'S PLAYING TOMORROW. BRRR...VERY WARM. UEFA CUP, THEY'RE PLAYING TOO MUCH. GUESS WHAT THEY'VE JUST SAID ON THE RADIO... IT'S SO COLD, THEY'VE GOT TO WEAR GLOVES. C'MON UNITED

Gordon's Word:  DING DING, I'M IN TROUBLE

PoliceWoman's Word: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE PHOTO?

Mister M's Word: WOW 

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Wednesday 26th January

There is no good way of saying this. I have failed to meet up with Gordon this week.

Hopefully, Gordon's contribution will be on here by Thursday evening.

UPDATE....Not looking good, in terms of getting hold of Gordon this week. Will make everything alright next Wednesday.

Where's a Tramp when you need one?

In the meantime, by way of an apology, I offer the following graphics interchange format. My gif to you (Megan Fox). 

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Wednesday 19th January

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Hands up. 

We got last week's wrong but I'm definitely 100% sure that there is a slight chance of us possibly getting back on track a little bit this week.

It was chaotic for the AFCB team and fans last week, what with the departure of manager Eddie Who and appointment of Lee "Bradders" Bradbury as caretaker manager.

AFC Bournemouth v Brighton & Hove Albion:

Mystic M:  2-1 Home Win 

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  P***ing with Rain

 

GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK

More good news. The tramp has definitely not run dry!

This week, he didn't just give us a word, he gave us a song, kind of.

Either way, he definitely sung it to us, and then he was gone.

Gordon's Word of the Week:  THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING

 

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Wednesday 12th January

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF" 

Once more, Mystic M predicts the right outcome, but not quite the right scoreline.

Interesting prediction from The TrampVoyant this week.

Colchester Utd v AFC Bournemouth:  

Mystic M:  1-2 Away Win

Gordon The TrampVoyant: Suppose it's down to the weather, innit. 0-3

 

GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK

Good news!!!

He hasn't run out of words.

After last week's big question, we have the big answer. GORDON HASN'T RUN OUT OF WORDS!!!

More to the point, he's actually showing off the number of words that he knows!! He's running amok and poking verbal wheelies!!

After a disappointing two weeks of less than magical offerings, he goes and pulls the rabbit out of his hood. Maybe it was divine intervention. Either way, we managed to capture the exact moment in the photo below!

No photo effects, all natural!

Gordon's Word: BIT COLD INNIT. HOW ABOUT BECKHAM GOING TO TOTTENHAM, AND NEVILLE. HE'S GOT A TWO WEEK BAN, GERRARD. 

 

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Wednesday 5th January 2011 

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Yet again, Mystic M predicted the correct outcome of the game, but not quite the precise scoreline. Maybe this week. Who knows? Not me.

As for Gordon, his prediction of "boring" couldn't have been further from the truth with The Cherries on the correct side of a 3-1 scoreline.

AFC Bournemouth v Plymouth:

Mystic M:  2-1 Home Win

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Bit awkward to tell innit.

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Nice to see just a little bit more enthusiasm from the hooded one this week, but we do have a case of semi and full repetition.

Eagle-eyed GordonWatchers may have noticed that last week's offering was a repeat of his word from May 30th 2010.

This week's word was half served up by the bearded vagabond on 8th February 2010.  

The big question.......HAS GORDON RUN OUT OF WORDS??? 

Gordon's Word: I'M ALRIGHT

 

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Wednesday 29th December

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Once more, last week's match was postponed due to inclement weather (balls off a brass monkey type stuff) so was again pee all (P-P). We foresee no similar issues this week and the match should go ahead.

Can't help feeling that Gordon hasn't tried too hard with his input this week.

AFC Bournemouth v Brentford:

Mystic M:  2-0 Home Win

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Boring

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Really getting the feeling that Gordon's not exactly "giving us his all" with his contributions at the moment.

Interesting picture though.

Gordon's Word:  BORING

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Wednesday 22nd December

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Mystic M successfully predicted last week " Can not see the game going ahead". The game was indeed postponed, so Gordon's prophecy of "draw" was also correct as the result was P-P, effectively Pee all.

Strange forces at work?? You decide.

AFC Bournemouth v Plymouth: 

Mystic M: If the game goes ahead, 2-1 Home Win.

Gordon the TrampVoyant: Draw

 

 "GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

This week, Gordon is mostly mixing his roles as lexicographer and TrampVoyant.

Not content with  giving just a word, he's offered up a phrase and a prediction to boot. 

Gordon's Word:  THERE'LL BE NO FOOTBALL THIS WEEK

 

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Wednesday 15th December 

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Didn't pull off any miracles with our predictions last week. Correct score was 0-1 and there was no Bag of Frost as predicted by The TrampVoyant.

No sign of any contribution from "Carry on Cleo" so we'll carry on regardless. That's showbiz.

Mystic M:  Rochdale v AFC Bournemouth... Can not see the game going ahead! 

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Draw

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Naughty boy this week.

Gordon's being rude again and once more finds it hilarious.

There was a film made recently called "The Damned United" but I don't think he's getting mixed up with that.

He's clearly angry at someone, but who is it?  Transatlantic airline, local cab firm, or a particular football team, you decide. Taxi for Gordon.

Gordon's Word:  EFFING UNITED (he didn't say effing)

 

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Wednesday 8th December

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Well, last week we correctly predicted that there would be no match to predict on. The game was indeed called off. 100% success!!

This week, as they used to say on Sale of the Century, we have a difference of opinion.

Mystic M:  AFC Bournemouth v Hartlepool:  2-1 home win.

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Bag of frost.

DIT DIT DIT..... this just in.... Brian Wilde who played Foggy as mentioned below in GWOTW also appeared in Carry on Doctor. By a strange turn of events, next week's Psychic Football Score Predict-Off may feature a special guest predictor....The star of CARRY ON CLEO!!! 

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Nice to see that Gordon's has moved away from meteorology for this week's word. It seems pretty obvious that the "Foggy" he is referring to is none other than Foggy from Last of the Summer Wine.

Did you know that Foggy was played by the actor Brian Wilde who also played nice Mr Barrowclough in the legendary sitcom Porridge! 

Gordon's Word:  FOGGY

 

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Wednesday 1st December 

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Strangely, last week Gordon refused to give a football score prediction. The only prediction he would give was "MIGHT BE COLD". Well he was CORRECT!

It was so cold that the match was called off not long before kick off. There was no score to be predicted! Uncanny but true!!  

As the media reported: "Nobody could have predicted that this match would not go ahead," one man quietly and insignificantly shuffled about his business. They hadn't heard of of The TrampVoyant.

Due to foreseeable bad weather, this weeks Predict -Off is postponed.

 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

The weather seems to be what everyone is talking about this week, and Gordon is no exception.

Good news and bad news.

Bad news, Mister M was unable to get a photo of Gordon this week.

Good news, we did take a picture of a man that looks that looks a bit like him. So on this weeks menu, the Gordon is off but we do have Gordon Substitute. If anybody knows Gordon Substitute, can they please ask him for his word of the week.

Is this the start of "ManthatlooksabitlikegordonWatch"?

Gordon's Word of the Week:  BIT CHILLY

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Gordon Wednesday 24th November

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF" 

Special guest Nonny didn't get the correct result last week, but he did foresee a close game.

He predicted an away win 1-2 for AFC Bournemouth when the actual result was a draw. Not the Mystic M prediction of 1-1, but 2-2. Close enough to suggest some apparent psychic intervention!

It would appear this week that Gordon the TrampVoyant has possibly picked up on a malevolent source, and it has interfered with what should have been a relatively straightforward score prediction. 

Mystic M:  All the vibes are again suggesting a draw. Notts County v AFCB 1-1

Gordon the TrampVoyant:  Might be cold.

 

Wednesday 24th November 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

It's back to the weather again for Gordon, but this time he's not just telling us what the weather is doing at the moment, he's actually giving a forecast!

Gordon didn't turn up for our date this week, so Mister M had to track him down, a little bit like one of those Indian Trackers. Didn't exactly have my ear to the ground, but went out of my way nonetheless. Was worth it, just to get his entry for "Mister M's Psychic Football Score Predict-Off".

Gordon's Word of the Week:  IT'S GONNA SNOW

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Wednesday 17th November

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Unfortunately, Mister M completely forgot to ask Gordon for his psychic prediction.

All is not lost though, as we have another local mini-celeb stepping in for Gordon. 

It's none other than Nonny, Mister "REEEEEEED ARMY" himself !!!

Mystic M:  Leyton Orient v AFC Bournemouth 1-1

Nonny:  Close game 1-2

Wednesday 17th November

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Short and sweet this week. Gordon's looking wellish and he's switched his focus back to the weather again.

Following on from last week, there is definitely a dreadlock growing above his right ear. Might even get a close-up of it next week.

Gordon's Word:  RAIN

 

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Wednesday 10th November

"MISTER M'S PSYCHIC FOOTBALL SCORE PREDICT-OFF"

Mystic M:  Afc Bournemouth v Walsall  2-0

Gordon the TrampVoyant: "Bournemouth to get 4, the others get 3"

RESULT  UPDATE: 3-0 (close but no cigar)

  

Wednesday 10th November 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

He's cutting a sad figure in this weeks picture. But, contrary to 80s Eurovision crushed velveted "speed it up and slow it downers" Bucks Fizz, the camera does indeed lie. Gordon was actually in fine fettle and couldn't wait to give his word of the week.

The G Man was very football focused this week, blaming last Saturday's low AFC Bournemouth attendance on roadworks, and it all costing money. He was also really excited about making his prediction in "Mister M's Psychic Football Score Predict-off".

I did notice what looks like a solitary dreadlock appearing above Gordon's right ear, so will keep an eye on that. Not sure that it's an intentional image thing, as he has more obvious Mod leanings than Rastafarian.

Gordon's Word:  BOURNEMOUTH FOR THE CUP

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Wednesday 3rd November 

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

It's clean and it's not weather related.

No, he's not behind the times with his football scores. This weeks "word" was gifted on Monday, after AFC Bournemouth had lost 2-1 to Colchester. Mister M was at Brentford watching AFCB gain an unlucky draw midweek, thus unable to obtain Gordon's hot off the press word. Following the theme, I am guessing it would have been "BOURNEMOUTH DREW 1-1."

Mystic M is having a stab at guessing Gordon's Word for next week. The Psychic Barber is predicting "BOURNEMOUTH WON 3-0." As AFCB will have to beat Tranmere this weekend 3-0 in the FA Cup for this to happen, it may seem a bit of a longshot!

Okay........ 

......What if this coming weekend against Tranmere Rovers, AFC Bournemouth lose 2-1? Would that mean that Gordon is in fact actually predicting one week ahead of events?!?!.... Stay with me on this.... basically I think what we could be looking at here is Gordon v Mister M in a "Psychic Football Score Predict-Off". 

Gordon's Word:  BOURNEMOUTH LOST 2-1

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Wednesday 27th October

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"   

A return to the weather forecasting theme from Gordon.

Actually it was more of a weather observation than a forecast. Either way, he was correct, and it was. Naughty man.

In the words of Poet Laureate Dylan... "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows".

Gordon's Word:  P*****G DOWN

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Wednesday 20th October

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Nice "word" from Gordon this week. It has nothing to do with football, politics, weather or girls (probably).

It's just a simple philosophical observation from a simple life. Nothing more, nothing less.

Gordon's Word:  UPS AND DOWNS

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Wednesday 13th October

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

He's football crazy, he's football mad... Another football related word of the week, and unfortunately he's given it before.

Maybe it's got nothing to do with football at all, and he is just trying to spur on this great nation of ours into achieving it's full potential and reach it's true status in the eyes of the world. It's a rallying battle cry!

Councillor Roberts has got a bit of a ring to it. Gordon for Prime Minister?

Gordon's Word:  C'MON ENGLAND

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Wednesday 6th October

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Been a bit busy, cleaning our Ryder Cup clobber to add to last week's GordonWatch. All in good time though.  

Nice word from Gordon this week, if not a bit odd. It's possibly connected with the 2 tone ska subculture, but equally probable is it's just a genre of magazines. He's not sure how he wants it spelt, so let's presume we've got his message right.

Gordon's Word:  Rudie

UPDATE....MAY HAVE A PICTURE OF GORDON WHEN HE WAS A MOD, WHICH MAY SHED SOME LIGHT ON THIS WEEKS WORD SELECTION. WILL TRY AND FIND IT, THEN UPLOAD WHEN I HAVE THE CHANCE.

 

UPDATE....COULDN'T FINDTHE OLD GORDON THE MOD PHOTO, BUT I DID STUMBLE ACROSS AN OLD BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOGRAPH OF A YOUNG GORDON WITH HIS ESKIMO FAMILY AS SMALL RECOMPENSE.

 

 

 

 

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Wednesday 29th September

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"  

2 for 1!!! That's what the Lidl sign says, and that's exactly what we've got, 2 for 1!!!

Who's that in the background. Could it really be "Son of Gordon"?  

Maybe it's who Gordon would have become if he hadn't taken his dog in with him at the bank job interview, "Smart Gordon" from a parallel universe?

Perhaps it's Gordon's spiritual guide captured on film?

Is it the Gordonator, been sent to destroy Gordon and save the Planet? Is that a cosmic tracking device in Gordon's left hand, picking up on the Gordonator's presence. He does look a bit concerned.

Could this be the birth of "Son of GordonWatch" or the end of everything?

Too many questions, not enough answers.

I'm liking this, might add more over the next few days.

Gordon's word is a belter this week. Never seem him laugh so much.

Gordon's Word:  NOOKIE

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Wednesday 22nd September

"GORDON'S WORD OF THE WEEK"

Currently updating, as we are trying to add a video of Gordon's Word of the Week. May not arrive on the site until Thursday evening though. Good things are worth waiting for, so they are.

 

Thursday 23rd September UPDATE.....

Unfortunately, Mister M has found the struggle to convert the 3gpp file into a RP file too annoying so there is no "Gordon's Motion Picture Word of the Week". Maybe next week.

What we do have though, is a very sunny picture of Mr Happiness in landscape format. He's really starting to blossom..

Gordon's Word:  FO

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